The deep dark depths of the catacombs

 It's me again, and I have a more stuff to tell you! So I'll start off with the Catacombs. Now for those who don't exactly know what the catacombs are, they are underground tunnels filled with skull and bone hallways. As the title suggests, the catacombs are VERY deep. But let's not get to there just yet.

So you know, we take the metro, doin' all that stuff, and then we get out of the metro, and go into the line. Boy, I should've known the line would be HUGE. Last year when we went there, we had to wait 2 HOURS. But THIS time, the line was so long, it actually reached the BEGINNING again. And let me tell you, that's LONG. We waited a bit more than 3 hours and actually had to eat LUNCH while we were in line. Then, after 3 exasperating hours, we finally got to the front of line.

FINALY at the front of the line!

At the start of the catacombs, there are A TON of stairs-- over 130 steps down. We finally get to the bottom. We had to go through a bunch of long hallways, and believe me, you feel like you're gonna be sacrificed to King Arthur's corpse or something. And before I know it, we find BONE-FILLED hallways!

The French created these catacombs because of floods that took a ton of skeletons out of their coffins, scaring everyone. So they moved the skeletons to these catacombs to, 1. Not scare everyone, and 2. Let the skeletons rest in peace. So now that you know, I can continue. Now, the paths are kinda narrow, and the roof is pretty low. So, if you don't like that feeling of: "IT'S GONNA CAVE IN!!" then you might not wanna go down there.

Now that I've described it to you, I can tell that you probably want to see some pictures. So here you go, you greedy little hyenas.

I watch this trash EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

My wonderful Metro booth photo for my lunch card.

A long hallway to the 6 million bones. Very VERY long.

HE's staring into my soul...

Well, that pretty much sums up this lesson.
But, we still have have our French Word of the Day to do!  So, the French Word of the Day is: mort, and morte. This means dead.
Mort is the masculine form, and morte is the feminine form.
Il est mort! (He is dead!)

So that's it for today! See you next time!

I'm ready for school! Aw yeah.

another day another, another euro...

Hi! It's been awhile! I've been busy slacking off, so I didn't have a lot of time to write...
Anyway, now that I CAN write, I have A BUNCH of stuff to tell you!!! (By the way, I'm writing and typing this all, so all credit goes to me)
So first off, we are gonna be doing something like find the 1-up mushroom! For those who haven't heard of it, you basically just find the pig throughout the pictures. It's gonna be called: find the angry birds pig. Now then, the photographs with the pig will be COMPLETELY randomized, so you will have to actually LOOK carefully in each picture I post!

Second, I've been going a LOT of places lately, and I usually take the pictures with my phone, but in France, or at least Paris, there are a lot pickpockets out there. I know this first hand because my mother actually got pick pocketed by a woman. Or at least ALMOST got pick pocketed. She caught a woman's hand INSIDE her jacket pocket, and boy Mama got REALLY mad and later on was probably glad that she busted that pickpocket. And the reason why I tell you this is because I simply don't want MY phone stolen. End of story- bye-bye... just kidding.        

And last, I finally found a HUGE advantage about people thinking I'm a girl. Which is wonderful. So I'm at a science museum, which by the way was really cool. I needed to go to the bathroom badly, and for some reason, the French think it's cool to make the boys bathroom hidden or something, so I couldn't find find the boys' bathroom. So I just decided to... (should I really be telling you this?) go to the women's bathroom. Not that I had a choice or anything, but let me tell you, it's a LOT cleaner in there than in the boys room. Also, there were a LOT of women in there, and they just glanced at me, then looked back. But I actually saw ANOTHER guy in there that was bald, so that was awkward. But mainly I just have to say, that's a BIG score for me. Aw yeah.      

my grandmother and I  at the science museum, La Cité

So, let's get on with the pictures. Now remember, next time I won't remind you to search for the pig. Oh! And speaking of the pig, if you DO find the pig, please put where you found him in the comments. Whoever finds him the most until December 31 will get a French souvenir!

Now then, let's look at some pics!

just me at the jardin du Luxembourg

Papa's  yummy French food

my bedroom. 

my wonderful desk

me on a VERY short zip line 

The Seine River 

our nice, small kitchen

Now, those were some nice pictures weren't they!

Now, I'm certainly learning a whole lot, and unfortunately YOU HAVE TO AS WELL! I'm very sorry.   So, each day, I will give you a French Word of the Day. So, we might as well start today!
French Word of the Day: ours en peluche ( ORS- ON-PUH-LOOSH)
Translation: stuffed bear. (teddy bear)
I mainly wanted to choose this one because I have one for myself! His name is: Violet. Now before you all say that's a lame name, the French pronounce the word purple vee-oh-lay. So it sounds good that way. Or at least to me.

À bientôt!

Julien the baguette  

My first whole day back in Paris

I am suffering from no sleep.

And I'm being forced to stay awake. It's painful.

Mom told me to explain why I'm here...why am I here? I asked. I'm that tired.

I just had a long, exhausting walk from the Jardin de Luxembourg. They have a park in Luxembourg.

A small zip line at the park.  It kept me awake for 2 seconds.

Just simply me looking at a river. 

Me waiting in an exhausting, long line for the zip line.

I'm living here for five months, and I'm going to school. And the teachers speak FRENCH! I might not understand them! Ahhhhhhhh!

Bye the way, remember how last blog, I did the one-up mushroom contest? I'm going to be doing a similar thing, only with an angry birds pig. Next time, I'll show you the pig.

And just saying, I have a brand new youtube channel called Pasta deCilantro. Please check it out and subscribe.

Good bye. Sorry that this one was so short.